SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Just puked most of my soul out..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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