used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm like, not good at living.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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