The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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