try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
this is an emotional support booty call
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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