is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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