Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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