Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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