I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
so much tequila, so little girl.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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