C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She even gives head with a lisp.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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