i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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