You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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