dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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