yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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