I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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