we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I just blew my weed a kiss
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I just want to make out with him forever
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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