ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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