U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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