office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish i was in the wii world.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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