Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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