their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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