so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
