Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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