he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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