He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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