Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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