Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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