The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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