I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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