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I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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