my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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