I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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