One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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