Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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