i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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