i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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