everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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