I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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