census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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