Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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