Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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