forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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