i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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