Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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