As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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