Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He did a backflip because drugs
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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