doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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