HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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