physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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