CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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