Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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