Well douche your snatch and let's go!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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