i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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