I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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