is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Vodka?
Forever.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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