what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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